Pooffee 

The urgent requirement to defecate after consuming coffee.

Kylie - That was a good coffee
Andy - Fuck i need to do a pooffee

Pooffee by Piwakawaka January 12, 2010

Pooffensive 

When you need to take a shit so bad, that you get into a bad mood and start getting angry at the people around you.

- Aw man, I need to take a shit so bad. We need to get home.
- Oh, can we just visit this store, please.
- NO WE CAN'T VISIT THE FUCKING STORE, WE NEED TO GO! NOW.
- Sorry, someone here is pooffensive.

Pooffensive by imponerad February 5, 2009

Poffee

The Welwyn vernacular for Coffee

Hey, lets get together for a Poffee on Tuesday

Poffee by KrispyK April 25, 2011

pooffer 

One who smokes weed all day. Another word for a pot head..

Hey pooffer where's your weed?

pooffer by hillbillie deluxe May 28, 2010

Poofteenth

The Imperial version of a small measurement, The expression is used when something is nearly there and lined up and it needs that "Poofteenth" more ! American cars when being worked on usually need the bolts tightened a "Poofteenth" more to get them done up. Asian cars that use the metric system need their bolts tightened up by a "Millifluff".

"Hey Cletus is that transmission back on the truck yet ?" "Not yet Bob I jist haft tighten this bolt a Poofteenth an it's done ! "

Poofteenth by leverman August 20, 2020

poofteesy

a term which describes a young man

damn that poofteesy is looking fine

poofteesy by BigBoyMinty August 19, 2017

Poofferz 

Me

Srug it’s me Poofferz

Poofferz by Poofferz May 6, 2024