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AOD autotrader that uses hacked shells.
<plouf> i am teh gayz.
plouf by Anonymous September 24, 2003
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Plouffe plouf plouff Ploufed Ploufering plouffen plouffy ploof pluff pouf
The only word that matters. Stemming from a most holy individual and commanding utmost respect, plous is interchangeable with bogue - and, on occasion, croak - and is simultaneously a noun, adjective, and verb. The connotation of plous depends entirely on its context, and the manner in which it is said. Plousing, to plous, to be ploused, I ploused, you ploused, he's a plous, she's a plous, that's a plous, they're a plous, I ploused her, they ploused me, I've been ploused, the weather is plousing, let's get ploused, stop plousing; although not an exhaustive list, each of these uses could indicate an infinitely wide variety of meanings.

The consumption of alcohol is, far and away, the most common catalyst for plous's usage. Utterances of plous scale linearly with beers shotgunned, and die tossed. Upon committing a booze-related error / blacking out, one is said to have taken a one-way trip to the House of Plous, Plousville, or The PlousHouse. More often than not, however, a negatively-connoted evening is simply referred to as "a plous", or that the individual involved "ploused".

The word should be used often and without restraint. Plous remains fodder for Instagram captions, comments, and bios. Conceptually, plous holds a metaphysical bond to Coors Light, Hamilton College, off-brand nicotine devices, 8-by-4 ft. plywood tables, Vyvanse, sun hats, Deep Eddy, pass / fail courses, and AliExpress basketball jerseys. Plous cannot be overused.
Person 1: I've had seventeen beers.
Person 2: Buzzteen. Stop plousing.

Person 1: I ploused last night.
Person 2: Who?

Person 1: I'm a walking plous.
Person 2: Aren't we all.
Plous by bundy behemoth May 12, 2021

Ploumark 

That guy is a ploumark
Ploumark by Blotteren69 April 19, 2021
Ploaf is a nonsense word used often as a synonym for excrement, but may replace any word or part of speech. The term originated from a misunderstanding of a team name in the classic cross-platform real-time strategy game, Myth, from Bungie Software. That team's name was "The Pimento Loafers", shortened as "ploaf" (from the 1999 Myth World Cup on Macobserver.com). "Ploaf" is now most commonly used online since 2004 as part of a username (see the user profile for "ploafmaster" on RadioParadise.com from 2004).

Both of the cited uses of this word predate the older UD definition, as evidenced by the examples.
I think I have to drop a ploaf in the toilet.
ploaf by ploafmaster July 4, 2012