After rounding up the cheesy goldfish goop from the edges of your molars after chewing two handfuls of the snack that smiles back, a pepperidge farmer is the act of conglomerating the substance into one ball, placing the goop ball into a woman's vagina, sprinkling salt on the clitoris, and having passionate, burning sex.
Stephen and I got so wild last night that he performed a Pepperidge Farmer on me.
Wow, that Pepperidge Farmer you did last week had my vagina burning for days.
On October 1st, when the leaves have changed, you drive up to northern New York to the town of Cazenovia. There is a small farm where you will cum all over your lover, douse your lover with course black pepper; your lover will get on all fours and graze the field like the local cows of Cazenovia. You will then feed your lover Milano cookies.
A school in Southern California where the sun is always shining and gorgeous men and women are abundant on campus. Just outside of Malibu, the beach is a stones throw away and you are a minority if you don't surf. In the largely democratic state of California, Pepperdine remains a pocket of conservative students who hate the liberals, but love the Lord. Possibly the most amazing campus setting.