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Pepperidge Farmer 

After rounding up the cheesy goldfish goop from the edges of your molars after chewing two handfuls of the snack that smiles back, a pepperidge farmer is the act of conglomerating the substance into one ball, placing the goop ball into a woman's vagina, sprinkling salt on the clitoris, and having passionate, burning sex.
Stephen and I got so wild last night that he performed a Pepperidge Farmer on me.

Wow, that Pepperidge Farmer you did last week had my vagina burning for days.
Pepperidge Farmer by Sharptop March 29, 2022

Pepperidge Farm Grope

Yeah dude got another Pepperidge Farm Grope from Sam and now I need to take a rape shower

Pepperidge Farm 

On October 1st, when the leaves have changed, you drive up to northern New York to the town of Cazenovia. There is a small farm where you will cum all over your lover, douse your lover with course black pepper; your lover will get on all fours and graze the field like the local cows of Cazenovia. You will then feed your lover Milano cookies.
Yo dude I just Pepperidge farmed my bitch
Pepperidge Farm by Alz13 December 2, 2019

Peppering the poop 

"That disgusting dog just ate her own crap again! That's it! I'm peppering the poop!"

Can also be used in the past tense, as in "Dude, what the fuck?! He totally just peppered the poop! I'm never playing this game again..."
Peppering the poop by Lunazen November 19, 2010

Pepperdine Slut 

A girl who does not conform to the Christian values established by Pepperdine University, though significantly less slutty than girls at any other school.
John: Dude, did you see Mary last night? She totally kissed Charlie last night......ON THE LIPS! And I heard she skipped convo Wednesday morning!

Tim: No way brah! Aw man, she's such a Pepperdine Slut
Pepperdine Slut by AKBThug4Lyfe December 7, 2010

Pepperdine 

A school in Southern California where the sun is always shining and gorgeous men and women are abundant on campus. Just outside of Malibu, the beach is a stones throw away and you are a minority if you don't surf. In the largely democratic state of California, Pepperdine remains a pocket of conservative students who hate the liberals, but love the Lord. Possibly the most amazing campus setting.
Pepperdine by Dude87 May 31, 2005