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A large, majestic ship. These crispy ships have the biggest cannon of all the other ships in the sea. Nicknamed "OTP", it always provides comfort and many cakes with delicate, artful frosting designs on them.
"Did you see that Peeniss?"
"Uhh, yeah! It was so big, it was hard to miss!"
Peeniss by fire-bread-snare January 1, 2012
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Collapsable,portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup
Your in Traffic and your kid needs to go to the Bathroom so you reach in the bag and take out the you guessed it the Collapsable,portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup and say here pee n iss
Peeniss by Cyn D June 12, 2005
The Collapsable, portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup!
Your in traffic and your kid needs to pee Mommy Mommy I gotta go Potty! You reach in your purse and pull out you guessed it your Collapasable, portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup! And you say Pee n iss!
Peeniss by Cyn D June 11, 2005

penissimo 

Derived from the italian suffix -issimo, meaning "extreme" or "remarkable" and the english root penis, penissimo means an extremely large or remarkable penis, one that is pleasing to the eye, and a woman.
Damn your penissimo is huge! I bet you get all the ladies.
penissimo by seksimopho November 28, 2012
The way my father pronounces "peanuts". Phonetically similar to "penis".
"Hey guys, Five Guys is giving out free peenits!"
"Why does this car smell like peenits?"
"Does anyone want some peenits?"
Peenits by CTH8641 January 1, 2012

Penissaurus Maximus

A small man with a giant ego and a even smaller penis. Arrogant, unknowledgeable, illeterate, incompetent, moronic, illogical, can be seen making monkey faces and picking his nose on live TV. Directly releated to, dickhead, penisface, ignoramus, pinnhead and superchicken.
Jim: I can't believe that George Bush is our president.
Pat: Yeah, everybody knows he's a Penissaurus Maximus.