PedoDan 

A man? boy? commonly referred to as daddy or by the lesser known other synonymical definitions such as the slitherprick. He is legendary in almost every way and the father to several kids some of whom are his age others considerably younger. He is a rare specimen who can be scouted hiding in bushes around barnes common. Approach with caution! But don't worry he is very nice.

Classmate 1:Hey have you seen daddy.

Pedodan approaches silently in clandestine fashion
Classmate 2: DAAAAAADDDDDDYYYYYYYY

PedoDan by boringguynumber2 April 25, 2020

Pedobank

A pedobank, is a bank into which you place girls into who are underage and would invest years in until they turn 18 and then screw them, similar to jailbate.

"Dude that girl is totaly going in my pedobank"
"She is like 12 dude"

Pedobank by GreatandWise92 October 12, 2011

pedovan 

An old crappy van with no back windows usually driven by pedophiles and used for hiding little kids.

That pedovan always drives past the playground really slow.

pedovan by Xidarian March 9, 2007

pedovan 

A van with a pedophile driving it. There is often the tag "free candy" on the side.

Look at that pedovan!

pedovan by Thebestever12341234 June 12, 2018

pedopants 

Pants or shorts *see pedoshorts* worn by girls 18 and younger with words on the butt. Cutie, Babydoll, Cheer, Bootylicious, ect... With the intent of having grown men stare at their bottoms.

"Holy cow! What is she, 12? I don't see how her parents can let her wear those slutty pedopants!"

pedopants by Lou07 December 10, 2008

PedoVan 

1. Van used by pedophiles to kidnap small children

2. A common tool in a pedophiles arsenal

3.A white van with tinted windows

1. Man: OH NO!!!!!!!!! Johnny got nabbed by the PedoVan!

2. Pedophile 1: I brought rope and duct tape,

Pedophile 2: Don't forget the PedoVan.

3. Guy 1: I love this new van I got!

Guy 2: Looks like a PedoVan.

PedoVan by Dragonair96 June 9, 2010

pedosantafile clause 

A person who is dressed as Santa Clause but is pedofile like

That old guy in the santa suit is a pedosantafile clause

pedosantafile clause by KramadevlupeS-hater December 22, 2010