Pawoon 

An onomatopoeia of what an elephant sounds like. Interpretated by APH Italy, trying to disguise himself as an elephant.

Ah… Pawoon! I'm an elephant!

Pawoon by Ashbuscus. September 12, 2015

pawsonal assistant 

As we move forward in time, a significant fraction of the human population is rejecting speciesism that humans all over the world are conditioned to. As the non-speciestic movement grows, more people are adopting non-human animals and providing them shelter in their homes. Like children, non-human animals need care on a daily basis and in some cases, need someone to be available at all times. It is inevitable that the adopting human might not be able to give care at all times and will need to hire a pawsonal assistant during these times to care for their non-human animal companions.

As Maria foresees traveling once a month, she is hiring a pawsonal assistant for her best friend, Foxy.

pawsonal assistant by Social-media Wordsmith August 21, 2018

pawoo 

the sound an elephant makes according to Learning Songs by Little Baby Bum (a kids nursery rhyme show on Netflix)

A dog says "woof," a cat says "meow," an elephant says "pawoo."

pawoo by beautifullyscarred March 4, 2018

pajooned 

The act of owning the shit out of someone/something.

Hey, my team just pajooned your team in that 3200 meter relay!

pajooned by Hyphen, Defender of the Horde March 17, 2009

Patoonky 

synonym for female genitalia

My patoonky was aching after the long bike ride.

I can't sit in this uncomfortable chair any longer because it's causing my patoonky to hurt.

Patoonky by Jendreannissa Watsaytud January 9, 2010

pafoon 

someone who does not acquire and form of intelligence.

" I just failed the math test, I am such a pafoon "

pafoon by anonymous January 3, 2022

pwoon 

A nonsensical technical endeavor related to computer help offered by an illiterate and incompetent person residing in Little Rock, Arkansas.

Example: Pwoon Two Video
See stoopid

pwoon by Hootrat November 9, 2013