Patcher 

Portmanteau of terminology from baseball, of pitchers and catchers, to describe someone who is both a giver and a receiver of homesexual anal sex.

Tom Breen is such a fucking patcher

Patcher by Twunt December 9, 2013

Patcher 

Drinking excessive amount of alcohol, then talking on the cell phone while proceeding to piss in inappropriate places.

My roommate got so drunk last night. He pulled a major patcher all over the lounge.

Patcher by Marchaels March 12, 2008

Patcher 

A term used to call someone something bad without actually even calling them something bad. Basically, call them it, because it means nothing. Nothing at all. Use it whenever you feel like it. Just credit this site.

Aw man! You're such a patcher!

Freaking patcher.

Patcher by Sean McDonald June 13, 2005

Lucky Patcher 

a android app that lets you buy in app purcheses in a game or app in case that your fucking poor or dont want to use money. little kids will call it hacking

dude i just got 1000000000000000 coins in this game

person 2: dosent that cost about $500

no i used lucky patcher

Lucky Patcher by Julia_URBAN February 21, 2021

Penis patcher 

A penis patcher is someone who loves penises that much that if it was possible they would make a patch work quilt out of penises.

Hey Sam! You penis patcher!

Penis patcher by rebeccabeck'ed September 28, 2014

readme patcher 

Someone who finds and fixes the smallest, useless detail in a pubic github repository and later claims they are a contributor of said project.

Sherry: We should totally hire Kraig he is a contributor to erlang!
Bob: Yeah, he added a period to the end of the readme....
Sherry: OMGEE he is seriously amazing! Can you believe he wrote erlang? Do you think he graduated from waterloo?
Bob: he doesn't write erlang he is a readme patcher...

readme patcher by dongleforker June 21, 2016

Wet patcher 

He who sleeps in the wet patch afetr sex. Someone who is pussy whipped. Someone who is spineless and has no balls.

Bill is a real wet patcher

Wet patcher by Mummaj March 22, 2012