Paralazyed 

A state of being paralyzed by your own laziness.

Body won't move..can't seem to get out of bed..oh no..must be paralazyed...

Paralazyed by Omcon November 1, 2011

Paralazy 

When one is so lazy they become paralyzed within their own laziness, unable to move. They have no desire to do anything but stay in that one place. In severe cases, the person won't even move their eyes.

"I went over to Kim's house to hang out, but she was barely moving. She was acting sooooo paralazy."

Paralazy by black widow1 August 1, 2016

paralyzed 

When the orgasm is so good you can't move

Damn, she gave the best blow job last night, I swear man I was paralyzed

paralyzed by Zeelinny November 14, 2016

Paralyzed 

When you are so hurt that you start feeling numb to any kind of pain and gradually you loose yourself and every word you say, sounds like it came from someone else and you don't feel anything, you search for feelings but their aren't any, when you want to feel something...anything...or sometimes nothing and you know you are paralyzed.

Me : I am paralyzed... I want to feel again.. Something...anything! I want the real me back.

The ghosts in my room : 👀

Paralyzed by Starr 🌟 September 17, 2020

Puppy Paralyzed 

When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.

I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.

I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.

Puppy Paralyzed by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012

Practily paralyzed

When your intuition and courage got you like the fuck next. An your anxiety be klusterfucked a froze.

Man when I see a possible confrontation on this girls homefront I get Practily paralyzed.

Practily paralyzed by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

Paralyzed Kitten 

In preparation to make glorious love to your partner of female persausion. After placement of contraceptive, apply a gracious amount of benzocaine, or another numbing agent, around the entirety of your erection. Upon vaginal penetration, she will begin to lose feeling of her genitalia for a short period.

"I'm scared.....I've never done this before." she murmured softly. That's when Brian knew he had found the perfect opportunity to implement the paralyzed kitten.

Paralyzed Kitten by Nane Jamiwood January 20, 2009