Panding 

Listening to Pandora Radio

Dude, Are you listening to Pandora?
I'm "Panding"

Panding by Amber_Valentine August 6, 2015

Panding 

Legendary Player!

Hey, heard of Panding?
Oh yes, that legendary player!

Panding by PandingLover April 8, 2022

Panding 

The action of placing an edible fruit or vegetable inside someone's rectum whilst another slowly takes bites upon said fruit or vegetable until it is finished, and faced is fully submerged in cheeks

"Hey i found this really girthy cucumber would you like to go panding later today."

Panding by ToasterTart July 22, 2024

Panding 

To shove a vegetable or fruit/hard substance that is edible up your ass and let another person eat it from tip to tail like a panda eating everything, this is a niche/ kinky bedroom move only done by the risky and the fearless

"Yo I know this is a bit extreme, but I'm kinda hungry. Would you be down to panding?"

"eww, you creep, get away from me."

Panding by ToasterTart September 6, 2025

painding 

A pounding pain, commonly found in your head.

I have a total painding in my head after taking that math test.

painding by blah707 December 19, 2011

resume padding 

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

resume padding by Cheice December 9, 2011

Shoulder Padding 

When two friends gently rest their cocks(2) and balls(4) upon the shoulder of a roommate's girlfriend. She must gaze foward at all times as for it not to be constituted as cheating.

I am appalled that Mike and Mike were "Shoulder Padding" Amber last night, exclaimed Marc.

Yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.

Shoulder Padding by Kaaron Rodgers January 22, 2011