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palpatinism 

A mental disorder in which, the patient attempts to influence a single or a variable size group of individuals to commit several actions accordingly to the patients desires. This differs from other disorders, since the patient has two sets of clothing on stand by, one to subvert people in public and other for plotting.
Me: Today I woke up and started to do the dishes.
Friend: Why would you do that?
Me: I think my wife maybe influenced in my sleep
Friend: Does she sometimes wear a black robe?
Me: Yes. Why?
Friend: I believe your wife suffers from palpatinism
palpatinism by jarodium May 5, 2020
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Palpatines

condition of the eyebags so severe that they resemble Emperor Palpatine's. Usually prevalant in the morning after a heavy night of drinking alcohol and not much sleep.
partyed hard last night woke up with a right pair of palpatines for breakfast!
Palpatines by Zhong Yi Herbalist January 6, 2012

Palpatining 

That thing where a dog sticks it’s head out from a blanket and looks like Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars.
Hahaha! Look at Stelly. She’s palpatining again under that comforter!
Palpatining by Phizgig August 26, 2020

Palestinism 

Ideology of excusing terrorism in the name of adapting victimhood mentality.
Harvard students believe Palestinism is moral
Palestinism by HonestFellas December 28, 2023

palestinism 

Annoying, chaotic, sometimes violent behavior that disrupts civil life.
The palestinism of the screaming flag wavers first disrupted the church service then frightened the children waiting to talk to Santa.
palestinism by Johnny Colorado February 15, 2024