Padawanker 

Someone who gets off to Star Wars porn.

"OH GOD WORK IT JARJAR" "You Padawanker."

Padawanker by milotictear November 17, 2009

PageWanker 

A person suffering from type of mania caused by an irrational obsession with Google PageRank, often expressed by increased talkativeness and a fixation on the green slider bar within the Google toolbar. The severity of PageWank becomes more prenounced as PageRank decreases. Sufferers (PageWankers) with a high PageRank 8-10 often show symtoms of euphoria (excessive happiness) and increased sex drive. As PageRank decreases sufferers may experience mood swings, irritability, anger, and increasing hostility towards the internet finally leading to depression and uncontrollable crying as PageRank reaches 0.

Dave was being an annoying pagewanker all morning since Google blacklisted his spammy link network.

PageWanker by T3dd13 February 8, 2008

Pedawacker 

A penis

In math class he showed me his pedawacker

Pedawacker by Ceara lick Dick June 4, 2010

Paddywanker 

A social worker that jerks off to bestiality.

Dave has absolutely no life. He is a stay at home Paddywanker.

Paddywanker by Britishlad May 11, 2016

Parawanker 

Slang term for paramotorists. Meant to be derogatory, but has been accepted as a fun way to describe piloting a paramotor.

Look at that parawanker high above us on the beach. I'm jealous of that lifestyle.

Parawanker by paraweenie October 17, 2018

Padawandemic 

A sudden and unexpected influx of undesirable Jedi’s to a local area.

‘Shall we pop down the sea front for a walk?’
‘Nah it’s full of drunks down there now. It’s become a Padawandemic’.

Padawandemic by CassTheCustard February 24, 2021