Poron's Duck 

From poron: in social media, a Post-and-Run Moron who insincerely makes a moronic social media post, often claiming expertise they do not have, for attention with no intention to respond; + Duck here being a contraction indicating Dunning Kruger syndrome (a type of cognitive bias in which the person believes that they are experts in a topic in which they in fact know almost nothing. Essentially, a social media poster without the insight or knowledge needed to recognize their own incompetence, posting ludicrous claims to seek attention and responses.

You have posted a moronic proposition in a subject of which you know nothing, just to seek attention. You are just a Poron's Duck.

Poron's Duck by Son of Boiledvark January 23, 2021

Dune's Poon 

A crusty poon owned by the infamous "Dune" who is the gatekeeper of her domain. This so called "Dune" occasionally offers drunken parties where people go to trash her house and insult her poon. Not to be confused with Dune's All You Can Eat Fish Buffet.

Tyreece's friday night plans included a quick stop at the seven eleven for a big gulp followed by an enexpected encounter with Dune's Poon. On arrival he quickly realised that Dune's Poon had been trashed. Tyreece was extremely dissapointed!

Dune's Poon by CockBlocker October 20, 2004

Nick’s Mom’s Poon 

A very disrespectful way to disrespect someone’s mother when you are describing something that is very deep or wide. This phrase should only be used to describe something that fits the criteria of being deep or wide very well.

Man I saw the Mariana Trench and it was as big as Nick’s Mom’s Poon!!!!

Nick’s Mom’s Poon by yumspoiledmilk June 9, 2019

There's poo-poo on the floor

When you find that your beloved pet dog has defecated all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't shit in the stereo ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫

There's poo-poo on the floor by Telephony August 30, 2016

Poon Scrapper

poon scrapper

/pune skraper/

noun
1.

a person who prefers to date old girlfriends and or "practice/throwaway girls" because they find it easier than going outside of their comfort zone and meeting someone via the internet, their social circle (if they have one), or at bars, nightclubs, coffee shops, grocery stores, or anywhere a woman may be found. This is usually do to low confidence/self esteem and or pure laziness and lack of self respect

"a poon scrapper"

synonyms: loser, lazy fuck, etc

verb
1.
pursue and try to lay an old ex girlfriend, or chase a skank that a friend or colleague has tossed away

"poon scrapping"

synonyms: to chase skank, poon re-purposer

Example One:

Man 1: Did you hear John has been seeing Mary again?

Man 2: The same Mary that he used to date 20 years ago?

Man 1: Yup. That's some washed up poon for sure.

Man 2: Jesus Christ, John is sure one lazy fucking poon scrapper.

Man 1: Indeed.

Example Two:

Man 1: Hey, I've got a date with Susie tonight! Johnny broke up with her.

Man 2: Fucking Susie? Really? Why don't you try and get out and maybe improve yourself so you can meet a new and exciting woman instead of poon scrapping these worthless skanks. Johnny just tossed her out knowing you poon scrappers would go after it like trash eating billy goats

Man 1: Nah. Poon scrapping is way easier.

Poon Scrapper by RickySpanish121 April 29, 2019

anti-poon squad 

A group of 3 or more males who, at all times, avoid and/or repel women. Some anti-poon squad members can be identified by their nervous shuffles and lack of eye contact. If you see the women in the room quickly leaving by way of making up lame excuses there is an anti-poon squad member among you.

Girl: Oh hi.
Anti-poon squad member: Hello, are you excited for the new Call of Duty to come out?
Girl: umm...I have to...go put air in my tires.

anti-poon squad by bobbyvee November 7, 2009

Poon-Schlang

A bad or stale form of poon tang. slang for bad pussy.

1) mate, I saw you sneak home with some filthy poon-schlang last night.

2) If you keep poon tang lying around too long.... there's a good chance it will turn to poon schlang!

Poon-Schlang by The Iron Commie Chef March 8, 2009