PLORF
That plorf neighbor of mine took his wood chipper and went to town on my Glow-In-The-Dark Santa Sleigh!
PLORF by Joe Marinello September 4, 2006
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Plorf by lolchillinz September 30, 2009
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Mr. Nelson loved her, but every time she pegged him he was wildly embarrassed and startled (and kind of turned on) by the inevitable, loud plorfs he couldn’t control.
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Plorf is a dorf who has gained the ability to perform photosynthesis. For simplicity purposes, it is a portmanteau of "plant" and "dorf."
Plorfs are an invasive species and are highly resilient. For these reasons, they should be exterminated with extreme hostility, but with caution.
Plorfs are native to Rochester, New York, and survive on a diet consisting mainly of Garbage Plates.
Plorfs use the word "plorf" as a stand-in for almost any adjective, and some nouns. It is unclear how or why the word continues to evolve past just a description of the species itself.
Plorfs have recently invaded the memecoin sector, creating $Plorfcoin. Profits are on the moon.
Plorfs are an invasive species and are highly resilient. For these reasons, they should be exterminated with extreme hostility, but with caution.
Plorfs are native to Rochester, New York, and survive on a diet consisting mainly of Garbage Plates.
Plorfs use the word "plorf" as a stand-in for almost any adjective, and some nouns. It is unclear how or why the word continues to evolve past just a description of the species itself.
Plorfs have recently invaded the memecoin sector, creating $Plorfcoin. Profits are on the moon.
ploaf
Ploaf is a nonsense word used often as a synonym for excrement, but may replace any word or part of speech. The term originated from a misunderstanding of a team name in the classic cross-platform real-time strategy game, Myth, from Bungie Software. That team's name was "The Pimento Loafers", shortened as "ploaf" (from the 1999 Myth World Cup on Macobserver.com). "Ploaf" is now most commonly used online since 2004 as part of a username (see the user profile for "ploafmaster" on RadioParadise.com from 2004).
Both of the cited uses of this word predate the older UD definition, as evidenced by the examples.
Both of the cited uses of this word predate the older UD definition, as evidenced by the examples.
ploaf by ploafmaster July 4, 2012