Ooooh shiny! 

A syndrome which causes people to be completely and utterly distracted from their previous train of thought when confronted by something shiny. This shiny object can take a variety of forms but will ultimately be determined by the inherent preferences of the one who suffers from the aforementioned syndrome. The subject will usually exclaim in a high pitch voice "oooh shiny!"

"Hey Jim? Me and a few of the guys are planning to get shitfaced at the bar tonight. You want in?"

"Yeah sure man that sounds grea- *spots object* Ooooh shiny!"

"Right on. I'll tell the guys you're co-Jim? Jim?!....... oh for fucks sake not again."

Ooooh shiny! by The method to madness July 30, 2015