Nutstard 

When you haven’t nutted in a long time and your semen has become yellow because of how long it’s been sitting in your sack

Calvin hasn’t nutted in a while he must be nutstard

Nutstard by Nutstard69 October 15, 2019

nutstradamus 

The post-nut clarity that provides a window into the future, more specifically your personal fortune.

I nutted and then immediately became nutstradamus. Only then did I know I’d be alright.

nutstradamus by Francis69 June 22, 2021

nuttard 

A retard that acts like a dickhead.

Peter is a nuttard for getting drunk everyday and irritating everybody.

nuttard by Jack Sz. June 21, 2005

nustard

A pungent slime that seeps from ones anus. Nustard can be either a liquid, dry flakes or powdery fecal matter.

Nustard build up when one refrain's from showering and or cleaning fecal matter from the anus.

Can you see that nustard stain on her pants?

Damn smells like nustard out here.

Wow your face resembles a pile of old nustard.

nustard by Henry Faber January 4, 2008

Nutstarded 

Adj. - Being unequivocally bat-shit crazy and ass clown retarded, at the same time.

My boss was so nutstarded, she replied to her own email, before anyone even had a chance to respond.

Nutstarded by G to the B November 4, 2009

Nustard

The yellowish substance located between the anus and testicles. Nustard is caused by the improper technique of wiping back to front.

Nustard is caused by

My girlfriend likes to lick nustard off of me.

I need to shower to clean the nustard from my gooch.

Nustard by nustardking November 23, 2018