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Norwegian breakfast 

In a hotel, wake up, hungry and horny, but are too late for breakfast.....so instead you eat a Norwegian breakfast.....the woman bends over the bathroom counter, ass in the air and the man kneels behind and feasts on her pussy until she comes on his face.....both have satisfied their hunger.
' how was the breakfast in the hotel.....?'
' I was too late so I took a Norwegian breakfast instead......'

The Norwegian national hero of all time 

It's tricky to name just one Norwegian national hero of all time, the country is full of them. WWII alone made them a heroic nation 'cause it's the country that lasted longer than cheese eating surrender monkeys who lasted 42 days instead of 62!

They are also a sporty nation whose popular heroes can be found at the cross-country skiing scene - nothing is more Norwegian than a bunch of asthmatic cross-country skiers in the woods with icy snot, or nothing is as erotic (from a man's POV) as in the mass start competition of women's skate skiing on an uphill route; a queue of heavily panting women in a wide crotch position.

One of the quietest national heroes must be the cod who fought against German occupiers in the resistance movement.

Writer Knut Hamsun was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1920 and definitely one of Norway’s national heroes, his breakthrough work was "Hunger." He was also known as an avid fisherman but he became unpopular right after the War at an older age when he accidentally caught the aforementioned resistance cod by using a heavy duty rod and a braided line - he could've released the hero fish but Knut was too hungry for it...

The icing on the cake is, of course, Vidkun Quisling who was the Führer of Norway from 1942 to -45 until he died suddenly of acute complications from nickel allergy and lead poisoning.
The Norwegian national hero of all time must be OIL because they tend to say all of sudden: "We've got oil." Perhaps this is a self-esteem thing 'cause they know that without oil they would be mere stranglers of cod.

Normieverse 

The world in which "normal" people live; the cultural center of society. It is more of a frame of mind than a particular place. When you are there, expect to find NPC-like figures taking selfies, parroting MSM's new "current thing" micro-narrative, and talking about how "deep" their new favorite Netflix original show is. The combination of consumerism and New Left values in this realm has created a base unit "Unique Individual™" who has an extremely low attention span, is addicted to tik-tok, and has been thoroughly negrified.
Josh: "I was at a house party the other night. I had a fairly good time, but it did feel strange to be back in the normieverse again. It was just a bunch of people drinking White claws, listening to rap, and referencing the Office. Some girl even started twerking after taking a tequila shot.

Chris: chuckles "I had a similar experience last week. I was at a work function and this tipsy Amazon HR rep I was chatting up said she was still mad at Trump for his "racist policies". She went on a tirade about how she was fighting the "oppressive system" by getting this stockman fired for "homophobia". She then proceeded to really let loose when that one Cardi B song came on."
Normieverse by MelGibsonwithanRPG January 16, 2023

going to norwich 

Was a slang used to ask someone if they wanted to smoke marijuana so no one would know what you were asking.

Norwich had an insane asylum and we would smoke so much we would should have been committed.
Hey Billy, You want to go to Norwich?
Yo were going to Norwich want to come?
I haven't been to Norwich in a long time.
going to norwich by Figaro420 April 7, 2021

Fucking Normies 

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Me : ice cream + noodle is my dinner
My best friend's little sister: Ew
Me : NORMAL FUCKING FAGS ,SHUT THE FUCK UP! GOD FUCKING DAMN............FUCKING NORMIES , REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A person gravitating to social standards, accepted practices, and fads of their own time & geographic grouping without broader cultural perspectives from which they draw.

Normies possess a lack of interest in ideas not easily accessible or being outside of their/society's current range of acceptance. A straight. A follower.

Most normies adopt a "popularity is the only measure of good or bad" mindset at an early age.

Normies typically have a sense of cultural superiority over "counter culture" movements & foreign cultures. They will often try to discredit out cultures or choices falling outside of their majority think claiming those of other dispositions are mentally ill or out of touch with reality.

By perspective normies of this generation would have been the social outcasts of the uber conformist 50s.

Most normies don't believe they are so. A deep generational delusion has since persisted -allowing them to believe they are defying a system of social rules long since defunct.

This group can easily be molded to suit virtually any desired value system. In Americas capitalist system, normies have been adapted to consume whats easily attainable with little to no resistance. Popular is good. Therefore all that has been perceived to be vetted by their peers then is accepted.

As their majority cultural definitions are rooted in shallow concepts and fads that soon expire they're often then called old.
Johnny thinks he's cool and open minded because he listens to Katy perry but he's just got normie taste in music.