Nincumpoop 

An english term used to describe someone who is generally a pain in the buttock and gets on your tits.

there is also a shop called nincumsoop in westfield shopping centre and it sucks ass so don't go there secksay.

Aisha: OMFG. your like the biggest nincumpoop in the history of mankind. GET YOUR SEXY ASS OVER HERE AND GIZZUS A HUMP.
Alexa: Sure babs.

Aisha: wooooo sexy temps

Nincumpoop by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

nincumpoop 

a big bitch

nigga 1: your a nincumpoop
nigga 2: no u

nincumpoop by arexsands September 28, 2018

nincumpoop 

A foolish fellow; also one who never saw his wife’s ****.

Take a good look at Yoko and tell me John isn't a nincumpoop.

nincumpoop by Neo-Nincumpoop April 10, 2007

Nincumpoop 

Not the n-word

“Hey John “ “Yea?” “ I’m gonna say the n-word” “NOOOOO!” “Ni——-ncumpoop” “OMG, I thought you were going to say the n-word, but you said nincumpoop. Thank goodness”

Nincumpoop by Ant with a mega cock May 1, 2022

Nincumpoop 

How a nincompoop would spell the word "nincompoop"

Person 1: You are a complete and utter nincumpoop

Person 2: Says the person who can't spell Nincompoop correctly, therefore you're the nincompoop yourself.

Person 1: Uhhhhhhhhhhh 🤯

Nincumpoop by UltimateDoge June 11, 2022

nincumpoop 

a noun for Ava Godfrey

“You’re such a nincumpoop!”

nincumpoop by Bad bleep [Leo] April 2, 2024

Nincumpoop 

Nincumpoop is the word for nothing

There is Nincumpoop in the box!!

Nincumpoop by Diddyblud11 May 21, 2025