Naturita

1. A piss hole in the middle of the desert where parents choose to raise their kids just to torture them.
2. Meth capital of Colorado
3. The town where everyone knows your name... cause they all share it!

"Naturita? You mean that town where I can score Meth from your Grandma?"

Naturita by Tdawgzzzz March 21, 2009

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NaturStat

A Facebook status update made at some point during a Naturday. May occur between hours of 9AM Saturday and 6AM Sunday. Typically contains elements of tailgating, binge drinking, or being drunk; notably, a complete disregard for spelling, grammar, or punctuation (beyond recognition is best).
Waves of comments may follow as written by either sober individuals not having fun or parents/brothers/sisters/aunts/uncles/grandparents/cousins/angry drunk fan from opposing team. All usually negative, or questioning sanity/alcoholic tendencies.

"Bro, you had a wicked fucking NaturStat"
"What'd it say?"
"i;khke te 76t fro awIN!!!"
Nice.

NaturStat by JKoney October 15, 2010