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napkin dandruff 

Detritus left on one's clothing from white cloth napkins.
The meal was incredible and the service was great, but when we left the restaurant I realized I was covered in napkin dandruff. I wish restaurants would use black cloth napkins!

Napkin Show 

The time of the month when a women is on her period or experiencing menstruation.
Guy A: Dude, that chick was acting so bitchy to everyone earlier.

Guy B: Yeah, I know. She is probably on her fucking Napkin Show.
Napkin Show by R&F May 11, 2013
Nandini is a beautiful very pleasing person. She can sing and dance like no other and displays her talents to many people. She is generally very shy at first but once you open up to her she is very bubbly and fun. Her beauty radiates within and out. She also has a very funny sense of humour which brings a smile to every ones faces.
"OMG is that Nandini!"
"OMG that is I wish I was as pretty as her
Nandini by 1343407 June 18, 2019
A nandini is super sweet and kind, but doesnt like to show it. All she needs is a little love.
I wish nandini is my friend. She is such a sweetheart.
nandini by 15253545 August 26, 2017
A skirt patterened after the blue & white checkered napkin material favored by the lady on the "Aunt Jemima" Pancake Box.
THING-FISH:
(pointing to his skirt)
(Fo' those of you unfamiliar wit de' nakkin,
Dis be de nakkin'!)
Frank Zappa, Thing-Fish
nakkin by Michael Zeleny February 11, 2004

napkin math 

"Napkin math" is the act of performing estimates (usually of a financial nature) to roughly determine the feasibility or validity of an outcome or fact. It is usually performed in an informal setting.

Napkin is an allusion to the disposable nature of the information.
"I've done napkin math Dave, even if you get a $10k/year raise you still can't afford that mortgage".
napkin math by silentguardian September 12, 2013