Namakian 

Persian, as in Nojan (see I just nojaned yo mama last night) meaning shibbaa.

yo did you see that Namakian? he was shibba-ing all night.

Namakian by namakianexpert December 14, 2010

Namekian Dick Suck 

When three women put their mouth over a man's (or namekian's) penis. Two girls put their mouth over half his lower penis sucking it on each side. The other one is upside-down sucking the head of the penis with her legs hanging on the guy's shoulders and her ass facing the guy's face.

Dude, I went to the club last night, and I picked up three girls. Then gave me a Namekian Dick Suck! It was awesome!

Namekian Dick Suck by Triple ExXx April 8, 2009

Namekian Turtle

A retarded turtle that looks like Piccollo from Dragon Ball Z.

Josef Bamelem is a Namekian Turtle

Namekian Turtle by Namekian Turtle June 6, 2019

Nameless namekian

A permanent target of the group. Breathes = Gets roasted. Speaks = Gets flamed. Stays quiet = Still somehow catches strays. Exists purely so the server never runs out of material. If there’s a joke flying around, odds are it’s hitting him first.

“Don’t blame me, blame Nameless Namekian, he probably caused it somehow.”

Nameless namekian by Nichevillian November 23, 2025