Mxlau

I've come to make an announcement: Mxlau's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his discord user-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Mxlau, you've got a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows— look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Discord? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!"

Mxlau by HG$WEUHHJWHJIREIHOERJIOHER March 17, 2020

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caleb mclaughlin

Caleb is a 15-years-old boy who plays Lucas at Stranger Things. He's the nicest and sweetest human ever, he always take care for the fans and says that we should love us no matter why. He's an inspiration for all of us. He's a great dancer by the way.

Caleb McLaughlin is awesome!

caleb mclaughlin by estlla May 13, 2017

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Malaurie

Malaurie is a very intelligent woman. One who is independent, real, and a woman of self respect. Any man would be extremely lucky to have Malaurie as their girlfriend. She's caring, loyal, honest, and beautiful. She is a freaky woman, who would do anything for the ones she loves. If you have Malaurie as yours, keep her, she's one of a kind.

"Do you know that boy Josh, Malauries boyfriend"

"Yeah, dude he's so lucky she does everything for him"

"Yeah, she's a real good woman! He doesn't know what to do with her"

"I'd treat her like the Queen she is, Malaurie is beyond amazing"

Malaurie by Honest opinion February 10, 2015

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Caleb McLaughlin

An extremely talented actor, singer, dancer, and basketball player who is mostly known for playing young simba on broadway, Lucas Sinclair on Stranger Things, Ricky Bell on The New Edition story, having one of the most iconic lip sync battles, and being the most stylish celebrity on every red carpet he’s ever stepped on.

He also has the most normal fans in the Stranger Things fandom. They seem to respect his privacy and don’t sexualize him. Overall, he has a good head on his shoulders and is a great role model.

Did anyone else see Caleb McLaughlin embarrass the adults at the All Star basketball game? He was the only won who knew how to play.

Caleb McLaughlin by Nadia2002 May 24, 2018