Mukmuk 

When one is about to ejaculate but completely confuses ejaculation with urination and thus creates a golden shower instead.

My boyfriend is a total imbecile! He totally mukmuk'd all over my new sheets when he mistook me for a urinal.

Doctor! You completely messed up when you were reattaching his vas deferens! Had I not caught this, he would have mukmuk'd all over somebody.

Mukmuk by Ziggy Volten February 10, 2010

Mukmuk 

michaels dog mugsie.

“Yo dude that dog is mukmuk”
“who?”

“that’s michaels dog mugsie!”

Mukmuk by Michael Drotlegg August 24, 2022

Mukduk 

The way "murder" should have been spelled if it wasn't so threatening.

Oscar: "What mobster would change his name from Gotti to Grotti? It weakens it"

Dwight: "No, I disagree. /R/ is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it MURDER not MUKDUK"

Mukduk by chalspamies January 3, 2010

mukluk 

Another name for moccasin. Usually refers to soft leather slippers.

These mukluks make me feel like I am one with the earth...

mukluk by Salchite March 6, 2005

muktuk 

subcutaneous whale fat that is eaten by eskimos with great vigour and enthusiasm.

"Please pass the muktuk"

muktuk by que sebwenna May 26, 2008

mukluks 

winter boots designed in the styles of the Native North Americans. Styles that include knee hig winter boots, faux fur trimmed winter boots, everyday wear traditional style mukluks as well as the warmest winter moccasins (mukluks) in the world.
**Canadians are familiar with Native gear"

"Cool mukluks! They look warm...where can I get a pair?"

mukluks by ~Sasha...(thanks Joe) October 18, 2008

mukumuku 

a species of living mud which is easily slipped on; mukumuku is in the same family as muck, although muck is not living.

"Crap! I just slipped on that mukumuku!"

mukumuku by Joe da Hobo February 15, 2007