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subcutaneous whale fat that is eaten by eskimos with great vigour and enthusiasm.
"Please pass the muktuk"
muktuk by que sebwenna May 26, 2008
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A derogatory name used to identify drunk natives, passed out outside the Pioneer Bar (or anywhere along 4th Avenue, for that matter). While generally harmless, they can often be swayed to do a manner of things for a cigarette or beer.
A muktuk will do anything for a beer.
Muktuk by Zoinks! April 14, 2012
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This word can be known to make fun of an indian/native.
"hey, you muktuk come over here.."
muktuk by Kirstie marie August 17, 2005
The way "murder" should have been spelled if it wasn't so threatening.
Oscar: "What mobster would change his name from Gotti to Grotti? It weakens it"

Dwight: "No, I disagree. /R/ is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it MURDER not MUKDUK"
Mukduk by chalspamies January 3, 2010
Another name for moccasin. Usually refers to soft leather slippers.
These mukluks make me feel like I am one with the earth...
mukluk by Salchite March 6, 2005
winter boots designed in the styles of the Native North Americans. Styles that include knee hig winter boots, faux fur trimmed winter boots, everyday wear traditional style mukluks as well as the warmest winter moccasins (mukluks) in the world.
**Canadians are familiar with Native gear"
"Cool mukluks! They look warm...where can I get a pair?"
mukluks by ~Sasha...(thanks Joe) October 18, 2008
When one is about to ejaculate but completely confuses ejaculation with urination and thus creates a golden shower instead.
My boyfriend is a total imbecile! He totally mukmuk'd all over my new sheets when he mistook me for a urinal.

Doctor! You completely messed up when you were reattaching his vas deferens! Had I not caught this, he would have mukmuk'd all over somebody.
Mukmuk by Ziggy Volten February 10, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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