The unpleasant occurrence when one's excrement leaves the anus at such a trajectory and with such a velocity such that it gets friendly with rear part of the scrotum and or testicles
2. You have your partner laying on thier back. You poo on thier stomach. Then you take one flab of skin and put it over top of the poo. Then you take another flab and fold it over the first flab of skin. Then you have sex with the poo.
1. . . . So I turned her over and as soon as she crowned I began mudflapping her.