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mouse knuckle 

Also known as the 'camel toe', this is the female frontal wedgie.
Check out the mouse knuckle on that chic. I can almost see her uterus.

Angry Moose Knuckle 

Refers to a large, angry, heavy set girl. Many times the sex can turn violent. Semi-related to the Sea Donkey
"John, last night I accidentally hooked up with an angry moose knuckle. I thought she was going to rip my dick off"

Moose Knuckle Junction 

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert October 4, 2018 translation: the effect created in the crotchal region of a man’s pants when pulling up his trousers super high doing a comedy bit making fun of an old man, or more specifically Iowa Republican Senator Chuck Grassley.
Moose Knuckle Junction by Lorilyn October 5, 2018

moose knuckle shuffle 

The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.
Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.

moose-knuckle 

Dude, your jeans are so tight your moose knuckle is showing
moose-knuckle by Johnny Z June 7, 2003

moose knuckle 

The bump or bulge seen when a man wears tight pants.
"Is that a moose knuckle I see; or do you have a raisin in your pants?"
moose knuckle by the dude1963 April 20, 2013