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Slurpie Mountaineers 

A group of people in northern California who go hiking for kicks, but don't take it too seriously and aren't obsessed with health, just having fun.
Person 1: "Whoa, who are those cool kids trekking up that trail and having a hella good time?"
Person 2: "Those are the Slurpie Mountaineers!"

Mountainous Blow Job 

A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.
Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"
Mountainous Blow Job by Zack N119 December 21, 2020

Mountaineers Knuckles 

Can also be found next to the word 'gnarly' in the dictionary.

The act of a male ejaculating into a females face while she sleeps then throwing a handful of his recently shaven ass hair into her face and letting it dry.
Out of nowhere, Mike decided to give me Mountaineers Knuckles last night.

or

I gave her the messiest Mountaineers Knuckles, it was awesome.

Mountaineers 

Nickname of the world famous and world class West Virginia University, also known as WVU. The Mountaineers are by far the best football team in the Big East, winning three straight conference championships (no, Pitt fans, you can't say the same thing, cause Pitt sucks). Also home of the best basketball coach in the nation, John Beilein.
Did you see the Mountaineers destroy Georgia in the Sugar Bowl?

Pittsburgh Panthers are a bunch of whimps, they ain't got no guts. Ask any Mountaineer and he'll tell you that the Panthers really suck!
Mountaineers by WVU_Jay July 2, 2006

mountainess

Damn u so mountainess

mountaineers 

Mascot of the amazing, history making Appalachian State University football team from Boone, North Carolina.

Important to note, "Appalachian" pronounced "app-uh-latch-un." Failure to properly pronounce the Mountaineers hometown will likely result in an ass kicking from said Mountaineers. And you do NOT want an ass kicking from a Mountaineer.
So, wait, which team won three consecutive national championships and beat Michigan in a season opener?

Cmon man, you know it was them Mountaineers!
mountaineers by proud app alumn January 12, 2008