Mouncey 

Someone who needs help with life. Not smart. Just stupid

Mouncey is dumb.

Mouncey by Tufnyfcjytc September 6, 2016

mounce 

1. To fuck something up beyond recognition.
2. Backwoods retard

1. Goddamnit! That stupid asshole mounced my whole day!
2. Don't be such a mounce, dude.

mounce by Clit Eatswood December 31, 2005

mounce 

A combination of the words "Mount" and "Pounce" typically referring to a sexual activity.

I mounced Tesla last night.

mounce by Gillag April 20, 2008

Mounce 

Someone who engages in sexual activity with a minor. A pedophile.

Keep your kids away from that guy, he's a total mounce.

Mounce by JayDizzle69 August 29, 2020

mounkey 

obese hairy humans

The obese mounkey succed on my pineapple.

mounkey by memesucconjakepaul November 6, 2017

mounce 

1. v.t.: literally, mouse sex

At first Charlotte thought the field mice were wrestling; on examining the little darlings more closely she found to her dismay that they had begun to mounce.

mounce by H. Babbit March 28, 2011

eric mounce 

a total bro. He's very loveable and a total stud at playin puck. Usually found with Salvatore LaMotta.

Guy 1: Hey man, ever hear of eric mounce?
Guy 2: Yeah he's a bro!

eric mounce by em95 June 11, 2011