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Mostest with the Hostess

A cruel and unusual twist on the commonly-known phrase "Hostess with the Mostest", which is normally used to describe either a) the Denny's Hostess with the biggest rack...or b) the Hostess that you'd mostest like to anally violate. To the dismay of male chatters around the world, this phrase is used to symbolize many an AOL woman, who not only have an unhealthy desire to accumulate more Twinkies and Suzy-Q's than any other household on the block, but use their impressive cache of baked goods to provide sustenance for the hours upon hours they spend in chatrooms.
JWeed439: "Yo Rylie...have you seen the size of the ass on Jenny lately?" Rylie: "Dude. How can you miss it. She's gotta be the Mostest with the Hostess."
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hostess with the mostest 

A most dedicated hostess willing to please everyone.
Also- the most groovy put out chick...
This is a groovy party and you are the hostess with the mostest.
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026