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Monkey Slinging 

Monkey Slinging is the act of a ver on the prowl shortly after the defeat of the snooky want smoosh smoosh.
Watch the south park Jersey Shore episode to understand the Monkey Slinging reference.
Monkey Slinging by Ashley Madison January 24, 2011

Monkey-slinger 

A man who throws banana and shit as a defense-breaking maneuver, in an attempt to proceed to the offensive.
Micheal: Jordan is a Monkey-Slinger! When he strikes, our attack will push the fort!

Jordan: Remember to bring some tissues for yourself, cus I ain't wiping!

shing monkey 

someone who is just doing dumb/stupid things and acts stupid.
Wow, Galen is such a shing monkey
shing monkey by Dave's World March 10, 2017

sing like a monkey 

when a partner's cheeks start to make a clapping sound and the partner starts to moan.
she likes to sing like a monkey at night...
sing like a monkey by iukek1n1 July 19, 2010

monkeyfling 

Obvious nonsense, uttered in an attempt to improve one's own standing within a group by decreasing that of others. Compare bullshit, bollocks
"Mallory said that Bob was cheating on Alice" - "Oh, that's just monkeyfling."
monkeyfling by GyrosGeier July 16, 2008