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Monger-monger 

A Professional Agent, Manager, Representative or Talent Scout of -mongers, such as Fish-mongers, Iron-mongers and War-mongers.

(It should be noted that the organizer of industry events specifically for the Monger-monger community is called a Monger-monger-monger.)
Bill the Fish-monger: “Hi Brian, does Dave represent you, too?”
Brian the Iron-monger: “Hi Bill, yes he does. Dave is the best Monger-monger in town.”
Barry the War-monger: “I will fight you both… if Dave thinks that’s the right next move for me.”
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credit monger 

One who lines themselves up to receive credit, or makes sure that every ounce of credit for their actions is well recognized and possibly even documented. #creditmonger
Milton: I swear all these people who make movies are credit mongers
Peter: I hear you, not like you see my name appearing on the credits of the 500 TPS reports that I've proof-read!
credit monger by Max86 November 3, 2014

parlor monger

One who habitually visits Asian massage parlors
Scottie has been down at the Asian massage joint 3 times this week. That kid is a raging parlor monger.
parlor monger by Bald Boy July 9, 2018

Salami Monger 

Someone who is not circumcised and therefore mongers salami. That sometimes contains cheese. Know as tip cheese
“Yo is he circumcised
“Nah he’s a salami monger
Salami Monger by Guy what August 21, 2020

Briefcase Monger 

A watcher of the Wafflin’ podcast
Are you really a Briefcase Monger if you don’t watch every Sunday - ya know.

clit monger 

A monger of clits, ie. a pimp.
someone who sells and buys women on the prostitution market.

Also, a type of swear word used in a friendly and joking fashion to friends

can also be called 'clit vendor' or 'clit salesman'
"Get outta hee, you fuckin' clit monger!"
clit monger by Bozman August 11, 2006

Sausage Monger

A crazy drinking game played in the northeast, its when players sit around and spell out the word "Sausage" and then either "Monger" "Patti" "Link" or "Fest". Once someone commits a spelling error the designated monger get to unleash their wrath upon them. They may be subject to public humilation or anything else the monger desires including but not exclusive to sodemy, the angry chef, and the tuscan sizzler.
Bobby got Angry Unicorned by Rick after he lost in sausage monger
Sausage Monger by BR NN August 6, 2007