Mellnik 

Psh, like this super hot chick that plays volleyball. She like drives a car

Whoa, check out that 100, Mellnik

Mellnik by christboy October 17, 2009

Melniks 

The absolute cunt of all cunts.

He/she is such a needy little Melniks

Shut up you Melniks

Melniks by TheGaryBarlow January 17, 2019

Melanikus 

A carrion-crow like devil who feeds upon human misery. Apparently has free run of earth, stimulating violence, anguish and pain to increase the harvest.

His domain is a hell-like place known as 'Genesis"

Melanikus is from the best graphic novel ever, Shadowslayer: The Mark of Melanikus

After my father would beat me and lock me in the closet I would find myself alone with Melanikus

Melanikus by xBonderx January 22, 2011

melnikov 

A long family line of bear-riding, shirtless, Russian motherfuckers who know their shit and produce offspring that literally draw women to their penises and men to their glorious woman-holes.

"Yo dawg, I heard those Melnikovs once ate fire, shit it out whole, and melted Hell when they flushed the toilet"

melnikov by The Penis Wrangler April 26, 2014

Mellonikus 

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1. A semi famous player of the half-life 2 mods, ZPS and ZM, who has a sensational love for melon kegs and zombie brains.

P1 "Dammit mellonikus why did you have to run to the end of red queen without us?"
P2 "FOR TEH MELON KEGS!"

Mellonikus by Mellonikus October 5, 2009

Zoya Melnikova 

Zoya Melnikova is the coolest person in existence and deserves to rule the world as the official dictator of the people's republic of earth

Zoya Melnikova is a great supreme leader

Zoya Melnikova by Zoya Melnikova February 9, 2021

Melnikov's Gambit

It's what happens when a person comes into conflict when purchasing a new (or pre-existing) LEGO set.

Thanks a lot, LEGO Group. I'm suffering Melnikov's Gambit trying to get ahold of the new modular set!

Melnikov's Gambit by Boo69Boo69 April 7, 2023