McGomer 

the opposite of McGyver - an individual who is unable to figure out what to do, no matter how simple the challenge.

Michael is a genuine McGomer - he fucks up everything he touches. He spends more time thinking up excuses than he does working.

McGomer by Does Not Suffer Fools Gladly July 15, 2009

McGovern 

an accidental blumpkin (when someone poops his pants while getting a blowjob)

Megan gave a McGovern to Bryce.

McGovern by kloo199 April 1, 2011

McGovern 

my last name. not any of the above definitions

The above McGovern definitions are not right. not happy.

McGovern by vballchic September 6, 2012

McGovern 

something brilliant. can be used as either a noun, or a verb. first appeared after Jeremy McGovern's dominant display in the 2012 NAB cup series.

(in reference to a hot girl) OH WOW! Look at that McGovern!

(did well in an exam) mate, i completely McGovern'd that!

(discussing a great tasting meal) wow, this meal is absolutely McGovern!

McGovern by Fgiaawun May 3, 2012

McGovern 

To dance in a provocative manner near an individual with the intention of making them feel awkward, alienated or fearful.

I'm gonna go McGovern that asshole, he be trippin'.

McGovern by OddMcGovern October 30, 2011

Jack McGovern 

The type of guy who really loves kids (especially boys).

That guy is a real Jack McGovern.
Yeah I know right, that priest as well.

Jack McGovern by SooryaTech December 19, 2021

McGovern 

The act of impersonating a Mexican by putting on a visual facade of fake mustaches, sombreros, etc.

You could say someone pulled a McGovern when they order Taco Bell while wearing a sombrero.

OR

You could say someone pulled a McGovern when they hit a pinata with no Mexican heritage whatsoever.

McGovern by TyGaga4Michetti November 14, 2011