Those little golden bundles of goodness that
smell like shit and usually sit around for six hours, ready to be consumed in boxes of twenty by some 500-pound whale alongside a Big N' Nasty and Diet Cock.
Chicken McFuckIts also go well with any of
McDonald's three healthy menu items; one of said items along with a box of McFuckIts and a large Rank Beer are often consumed in unison by 300-pound
soccer moms who wonder why their "health kick" isn't making them lose any weight.