McFound 

A McFound is a term used to describe someone with a complete and utter lack of ability to complete a task. McFound's are also people who have no idea what is going on, especially in situations where what is going on isn't that confusing.

"Oh my, isn't he such a McFound"

McFound by Spinmaster J September 11, 2020

Father McFondles 

Generic name for a priest who molests children.

No Father McFondles! I don't want to play deep sea submarines again!

Father McFondles by Procket Man April 5, 2015

McPounder 

A hamburger creation in which the diner orders two Double Quarter Pounders from McDonalds. The two burgers are then combined after taking the top bun off of one and the bottom bun off the other.

After fasting for three days, I went to McDonalds and ordered a McPounder.

McPounder by GameQ June 23, 2009

Ronald McFondle 

Fondling or molesting someone while the said molester is dressed as a clown.

Jon Ronald McFondled me in Religion Class today.

Ronald McFondle by AKWarrior11 May 9, 2010

mcfondle 

to diss somebody in a way which may leave them feeling fondled

haha!!! you just got mcfondled sucka!

mcfondle by 65846 March 14, 2010

McPounder 

When you are having sex in the McDonald's playground. You only have a 1% chance of getting caught, as most employees don't fuck around in the play area.

Molly: Hey, wanna go "play" in the play pen?
John: I wouldn't do that with her, Billy. I heard she's a real hoe.
Billy: Bullshit, John, she's MY hoe! I'm gonna give her a BIG OL' McPounder in the playground tunnels!

McPounder by RedRabbit1987 February 19, 2019

Ranch McPounder

When 2 people engage in anal sex, but before doing so, the giver grabs a bottle of ranch and pours it into the receiver's anus. After pouring it in, the giver pounds his penis in the receiver's anus thus creating the Ranch McPounder.

I invited Judy over this weekend and surprised her with a Ranch McPounder!

Ranch McPounder by slimtim December 15, 2007