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Maturity 

What Urban Dictionary doesn't have.
maturity? what's that? a new sex move?
Maturity by GJTobi July 6, 2014

Manternity Leave 

When a man takes maternity leave from work to be with his newborn and wife.
Jack is off on manternity leave. His wife just had a baby.

maturity 

It takes a mature person to know when to goof off and when not to.
maturity by LordMethos January 6, 2004

Maturity 

The level at which one understands society's, and opposite sex's appeal to oneself. Is able to recognize appropriate times to act immature and can confidently carry themselves through times of despair, relationship issues, job interviews, exams, family problems, etc.

A mature person is mentally free of all immature excuses such as, egocentric blameworthiness, "too tired", "I forgot", or lying for cover. Instead, a mature person will respond to issues with admittance and apologize.
Maturity...
Immature:

Police Officer - do you know how fast you were driving before I pulled you over?

Driver (lying) - I didn't even know what the speed limit was?

Mature:

Police Officer - Do you know how fast you were driving before I pulled you over?

Driver (honest and apologetic) - My apologies officer but I believe I was traveling around 15 over the speed limit.
Maturity by Jimmythesnagglepuss September 27, 2011

Maturity 

The thing that people who argue about it DON'T have.
"Maturity is learning from your mistakes."

"NO. Maturity is when you don't make mistakes anymore, AKA absolute maturity."

Yeah, not very mature people
Maturity by MrTflrbg September 23, 2012

Macternity leave

1. When the excitement of getting a new Mac leads to people taking countless days off work to play with their new notebook, tablet or iphone.
"Ed got a macbook pro last night, he'll probably be taking the next few days on Macternity leave"
Macternity leave by Gunned June 15, 2012