Man nipples 

Two hot af jiggly jabbly jugs of heaven

I’m sexually attracted to your man nipples.

Man nipples by Skdbkdnd February 27, 2020

Man-Nipples 

A term to use for one that is useless.

Cunt 1: “That cunt is as useful as ‘Man-Nipples’“
Cunt 2: “not only useless, he’s annoying as Fuck”
Cunt 1: “Yeah, ‘Marathon Rash Man-Nipples’

Man-Nipples by Litcunt February 3, 2020

Man-nipples 

Nipples on men. We don't know why they exist, the men are clearly not using them.

This is as full of meaning as man-nipples

Man-nipples by Starry "star" Nightstreak December 2, 2015

Old man nipples

Raisins.

As I walked into the family changeroom I saw Old man nipples.

Old man nipples by Twin07 July 17, 2021

man nipple 

something undesirable, and uttered as a curse.

AW MAN NIPPLE! I just stubbed my toe!

man nipple by Durp. November 10, 2010

old man's nipple 

Utter and complete awkwardness to the point of sophistication. To be so moronic that you crest into iconic.

Under ordinary circumstances, a joke about retards would simply be in poor taste. But at a Special Olympics Awards Banquet, Paco's crack about Christopher Burke's latest CD was so rife with 'old man's nippleness' that his anecdote was the highlight of the event. God bless that goofy bastard!

old man's nipple by Michael Gross July 28, 2003

Nipple Man 

Nipple Man is a when some one has 3 or more nipples, there for he is a Nipple Man. If it is the women with extra nipples I'd call Ripleys believe it or not or some freaky porn photo taker person.

"Look Bob has extra Nipples, there for he is a Nipple Man, get the Pitch Forks and torchs."

Nipple Man by Grimmy March 1, 2005