Loomer 

one who watches you over your shoulder very closely when playing a video game.

"Ugh, I hate Xander" says Andrew
"Why" says Chris
"He was being a loomer when i was playing Doodle Jump on my Ipod last night"

Loomer by SOOPa January 9, 2010

Loomer 

An extremely long and skinny french-fry. Like one that is over 7 inches.

Damn that french-fry is HUGE! Its a loomer!

Loomer by MistahTom September 27, 2005

loomer 

A person who leans over your shoulder while you are sitting down. They touch you for no reason, like putting thier hand on your side, or leg and place their face freakishly close to yours. They say disturbing things like "you know you want me baby" and create lies about things they have done with you, or other people.

Okey: "I was with your girl last night. Im coming back tonight, she can't get enough of me. We'll be quiet. Don't worry, I'll make time for you too."

Lauren: "EWWWW sick nasty!!! Okey quit making up lies and stop trying to touch me you freaking LOOMER!"

loomer by Lauren Pugh July 20, 2008

Loomer 

A person who doesn't know what previous generations best cartoon is.
"The next generation is going to tell you that finger family is the best shit they've ever seen.
You mean i didn't just make that up? It's real now!" Ⓒ Vinny Vinesauce 2019

- What you don't know about that? You loomer, you damn loomer! How dare you?

Loomer by bufferoverflow August 18, 2019

Loomer 

A massive turd that wont flush, Either due to size or messyness.

1. That Loomer was so big I almost backed out.

2. Dude, that was a mega loomer. She took the toilet bush and a second flush!

Loomer by PRO42O January 11, 2023

Loomer 

A dried and probably stinky piece of feces stuck in a hard to find place.

I was scratchin for a loomer, but came up with nuthin.

Loomer by george-inslc June 20, 2011

Loomer 

An extremly tall mellow guy who gets extremly close up to you and while talking, looms, or sways their balance and teeters over you dangerously in a way that freaks out your personal space.

It is unintentional and done by the extremly loaded or high. Not to be used for a creepy person, but a friend that just doesn't know how to control thier balance and height. Often a tall scraggly hippy, or one who has spent many days living in a tent.

Curtis: Just, lets go to bed, and all dream of, of sugar plum faeries. All of us. But not me. You dream of them...and-"
Aaron: Curtis! You Loomer! Just quit loomin' and just go to bed! Sleep it off man..."

Loomer by Anna42 July 21, 2006