Librar 

A creature born from darkness, it lives in the shadows of campuses nationwide seeking out those whom it may prey upon. The Librar is prone to uttering strange sounds during moments of emotion and enjoys greatly the pain of its pupils. Receiving a perfect on a paper or test in a the Librar's class is close to impossible because the Librar either does not know how to teach or believes original student work is open to its own skewed interpretation, usually of the negative nature.

Ben-"Hey, bro, what'd you get on that paper we turned in last Friday?"
Phil-"I got a C, bro. The professor said that 'my paragraphs aren't structured enough'."
Ben-"Dude, that's total BS; everyone that read your paper said that it was concise and easy to follow. Don't worry about it, dude, she's just a Librar."

Librar by Mr. Blackhawk September 8, 2011

library gash 

A lady whom attends the library on a regular basis who is pleasant on the eye

Blayne: You see that boomting over there

Ashley: Yes bruv! she is library gash!!

library gash by callumdanielsmith December 7, 2009

Libra 

Amazing people who are caring, sweet and are a good friend. They support their friend/friends no matter what. They are fun and definite not boring. Libras are sexy, confident, cute and hot. Don't ever lose a Libra!

Random person: Who is that?
Susan: She is a Libra
Random person: She looks stunning and so confident!

Libra by Be happy and don't worry! :) July 1, 2020

Hole Librarian

A term for an Omni-sexual who knows their way around the body.

Emmett says that he's a hole librarian but we all know he's just gay.

Hole Librarian by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

The Great Library of Alexandria

The greatest library of ancient culture built in Alexandria, Egypt some time around 145 B.C. It was burned down when the city was sieged and it is believed to have held near endless ancient knowledge. It has a sort of memetic reputation as many believe the "Burning of the Great Library of Alexandria" Set humanities technology and knowledge back several thousand years.

"Stupid people like you wouldn't exist if the library of Alexandria never burned down." -As an insult to intelligence
"You're the kind of person that would burn down the Great Library of Alexandria aren't you?"-As an insult to say someone is mean/selfish

The Great Library of Alexandria by Oreo-Belt25 May 3, 2019

Libra 

A Bad Bitch who will always be down for anything

I’m a Libra, now down to me
Libras have a nice ass

Libra by Drew synagogues 🕍 July 23, 2019

library 

An awesome place that is underrated in today's society.

Think about it - where else can you chill in an air-conditioned place, that's quiet, where you can read a cool mag or surf the net, where you can take a nap, check out movies, meet some friends for a game of chess or cards, read about whatever you like, get free bookmarks, talk to some fine librarians, walk around aimlessly, find out how glow-in-the-dark works..... and all for free!

Dude 1: "Man, it's hot and humid outside. There's nothing to do in here. Dang I'm bored."

Dude 2: "How about we go to the library?"

Dude 1: "Man that sounds boring."

Dude 2: "Seriously, just try it. I'll show you some cool stuff over there."

Dude 1: "OK... we'll see."

..............1 month later

Dude 1: "Hey man let's go to the library. Come on man get up."

Dude 2: "But we just came back from there 2 hours ago."

Dude 1: "Dude, that's a long time!"

library by Adel7 September 23, 2007