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The Lemley 

The act of performing oral sex on a four-legged friend. Typically done on a dog or canine animal, but could also be done on a sheep or any other animal ‘just asking for it’.
“I just Lemley-ed that bitch!”
“The dog fetched the paper this morning and I gifted him a well-deserved Lemley”
“Where’s my peanut-butter good boy? Time for your Lemley!”
“Wow, check out the lipstick on that pooch—I’d Lemley that all day.”
“The Lemley is a great cost effective alternative to traditional dog treats, and enjoyable for all parties involved.”
The Lemley by hikingboot May 16, 2019
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GRUMPY LEMLEY 

verb - The unfortunate act of farting in the shower so foul that you're forced to wash yourself all over again like you're resetting your entire day.
Bro, I was almost done rinsing off, then pulled a Grumpy Lemley and had to start from scratch.

Lesley P-HR 

1. Lesley P-HR is a highly effective HR professional with the skills to excel in all environments.

2. A Lesly P-HR has been known for extreme issues with untruthful people and may throat punch them when needed to produce an outcome.

3. As an HR professional a Lesley P-HR may condone the be-heading of extreme human rights violators.
I love our Lesley P-HR she helped me through a rough patch in my life, though she did throat punch Dave for calling off of work.
Lesley P-HR by Tag your It December 27, 2019
A fun sized girl who is a good friend.
She gives off awesome vibes, and can make anyone smile.
She is beautiful, smart, and a little crazy but in a good way.
She can sometimes be a little hard to understand.
Her smile alone can make your day 500x better.
Roy: Hey, do you see Lesley?
Aden: Yes, she's awesome
Roy: Yes indeed.
Lesley by YesItIsRoy',' June 4, 2018
A very beautiful person with a very kind heart to special needs people and has a very nice sense of humor.
That person over there is really kind to everyone. She must be Lezley

Annaliese Lemler 

A half-hawk, half-german girl who lives in the mountains of Switzerland. Sometimes she comes out to feed on young white-washed Indian boys. Used to describe a girl lost in her mind who's madly in love with the brown people and refuses to love anyone else. (Friendzone)
Friendzoned Guy #1, "Dude, that brown guy is getting serious action!"
Friendzoned Guy #2. "Yeah breh; she's trying to give him a boner."
Friendzoned Guy #1, "What an Annaliese Lemler!"
Annaliese Lemler by arsyparsy December 22, 2012