Leasting 

To do the absolute least; being a captain of hurt; bunk.

Went 0-4 last night in the game.. Ahh man, you were definitely leasting last night. You're so bunk!

Leasting by Nicky G-Spot October 9, 2012

lastings 

A slang term for being "lazy". It also relates to a negative connotation for African Americans. The word originates from the baseball player Lastings Milledge in reference to his attitude and behavior.

I was too tired to go to work today, so I stayed in bed, called my boss and took a lastings day.
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After a big lunch, I feel very lastings and try to sleep for an hour.

lastings by Ray Boston95 January 6, 2009

Loasting 

To verbally bash a person you hate, to their face. Comes from merging the words "Loathe" and "Roasting" together. Whilst anyone can "roast" a celebrity or even a friend behind their backs, only someone who truly hates you can give you a loasting and still somehow come out looking like the good guy. A loasting does not merely take you down a peg or two. It is as if someone has taken away your shield and pissed in your face. In public. And everyone will believe, due to the righteous anger with which the loasting is delivered, that you deserve it.

We have all fantasised about giving a good loasting to the person we despise the most. Only a few, edge dwelling individuals have done so, and these loasters must be treated with respect for that which they have served.

Lesha vowed never ever to go to Tesco in the village ever again, for fear of the loasting she would inevitably receive, should she cross paths with Dee.

Loasting by MagickDio October 27, 2011

painful and long-lasting election 

The 2008 American Presidential election

Barack: Man, this race is going on too long.
Hilary: I agree, old bean. This is truly a painful and long-lasting election.

painful and long-lasting election by Jean Shepherd ex-K2ORS (SK) July 25, 2008

ever lasting fire dragon 

when a girl is giving you head and right before you are about to cum you say "I HAVE HERPES" and she will be like what and start coughing and trying to get off and then the cum will come out of her nose

i gave lisa an ever lasting fire dragon it went all over

ever lasting fire dragon by Jonny Santaigo June 22, 2009

Lesting 

A state of mind and a person in which screams out an internet phrase for laughing such is 'Lol!' 'Lmao!' 'Lmfao!' 'Rofl!' 'Pmsl!' and many more. They will also think their much better then what they really are, and they tend to fail on a regular basis

You recieved 6987162 coins as your split of this drop: 1x Bandos Hilt.
Lesting: Lmfao!
Imnotpure44: kl..
Jed574: o..
xLigit: rite..
Legend_34: k..
Heavy Bread: ok i guess..
God Plays Rs: gj guys..

Lesting by Imnotpure October 5, 2008

long lasting 

a word so the customer will think it's real and buy it.

Tom "I bought a long lasting lightbulb!"

Bill "You have a long lasting brain...."

long lasting by cyclonerampage May 3, 2011