LPS 

Leaky Penis Syndrome - Where no matter how much you shake, rattle, rock and roll the last drop of pee doesn't come out until you put your pants back on.

Dude, why are your pants wet?
LPS man.
I hear that. High five.

LPS by Swiad To Black November 23, 2007

LPS 

Little Penis Syndrome, when a man buys a hummer he's trying to make up for what he doesnt have in his pants.

*hummer drives by with man in i*
"Op... That guy has LPS"

LPS by Axxereen July 13, 2009

LPS 

Levatating Penis Syndrome, when in a car or while high and one feels their penis "levatating" up and down, usualy stimulating a tingling sensation.

Whoa, I contracted LPS from that hill in the road!

LPS by ph0o BHS Tennis December 2, 2010

LPS 

Local Paki Shop - Refers to a corner shop ran by a Middle Eastern family or person.

- I need a drink man!

- The LPS is Round the corner, go there.

LPS by Dude Man 123 April 6, 2009

LPS 

Liquid Power Shit- a form of crap that is liquid and shoots out of your butthole. noramlly not a comfortable occurence.

I had a totally bad case of LPS in the bathroom.

LPS by gjkgjkg April 19, 2008

LPS 

LPS (Le Parti Stupide) THE STUPID PARTY. LPS is a commonly used name for the GOP , especially its Fox News faction .

I can't believe the LPS is 50% Birther

LPS by Goodtwitty October 15, 2015

lps 

Short For The Lost Prophets

Did u hear the new lps album?
Yeah it wasnt my kind of thing

lps by *charlie* October 27, 2006