Koellner
One of the most brilliant minds in the paintball industry. And future emperor of the known universe. Koellner owns and operates K Corp. with Ramday as his CEO of "Cool"
Get the Koellner mug.
Related Words
Mr.Kellner
A being sent from the heavens to teach Acton kids civics. Some say he is the very same teacher that taught the likes of Albert Einstein, Tesla, Mark Zuckerberg, and many more.
Guy 1: ¨Oh my god! Is that really attractive guy a body-builder?!?!¨
Guy 2: "Nah it's actually Mr.Kellner"
Guy 2: "Nah it's actually Mr.Kellner"
Mr.Kellner by FurryMan6969 April 2, 2019
Kellner Washing Machine
This sexual act requires 4 people: at least 1 guy and 1 girl; most preferably 3 guys and 1 girl due to the physical strength required. A Kellner Washing Machine (KWM) is preformed by having one guy standing in a pool with his penis in the girl's pussy and she is curled up in a ball so that the 2 remaining people can spin her around and back and forth, sloshing the water around as in an actual washing machine. The girl may want some good goggles. Depending on the guy and the spin methods employed, the girl may also need a breathing apparatus.
I got the most amazing KWM (Kellner Washing Machine) in my pool last weekend. I didn't know Lauren could hold her breathe that long. It wouldn't have been possible without her friends Christina and Niki.
Kellner Washing Machine by Creative Pervert December 16, 2006
koeller
A f**k boy who has a massive forehead, long face, pretty tall but nothing impressive. He's a Beta-Male and the only way he can feel alpha is dating under aged or barely legal girls. He squints his eyes when he takes pics of him and the chick he's dating, like he's hot s**t or something. He takes pics of his female friends from behind whenever he gets the chance like a creep. Can be a total ass, and will develop problems in a prolonged relationship, despite how well rounded his life may seem.
Dude that koeller is always dating barely legal girls
That guy is a total koeller
That koeller is probably gonna be bald in his 30s, maybe earlier...
That guy is a total koeller
That koeller is probably gonna be bald in his 30s, maybe earlier...
koeller by TrueInsubordinate April 14, 2018