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The Kevin Special 

When you routinely get screwed over by a particular Group or Region, and take it out on your friendly neighbors, rather than retaliating against those who have wronged you.
Cincinnati hosed me, so I think I’m going to hit Selkirk with “The Kevin Special”.

kevin mcallister special 

a cheese pizza, no additional toppings, ideally all to yourself
"Hey lemme order for pickup, right lemme get three large pies, one pepperoni, one veggies, one kevin mcallister special"

kevin bacon special award 

slapping a girls ass with bacon while having doggy style sex
one time i gave her a kevin bacon special award

The Kevin Titus Special 

The act of inserting a violin bow into your stinker (definition by Max Evans)
guy 1: im about to perform the Kevin titus special
guy 2: may I join?