Keanued 

Being so stoned....it makes everything like,"Whoooa!"

dude......I can't...I'm so Keanued right now.

Keanued by mutzilla May 11, 2011

Keaned 

To get 'flattened' or 'owned' as some Americans may say. In reference to Manchester United legend Roy Keane.

Oh man, did you see Frank Lampard get Keaned by Vidic?

Keaned by Hosium December 9, 2008

keanue 

A man who does not know when to shut up

Man that guys such a Keanue today.

keanue by Keanu 123 December 12, 2016

Pheasant-and-Keaned 

An unhappy rent-boy who has recently lost his crowning flower to an over-weight, cross-dressing, mincing, pedastrical, sodomitic, baltimora egg fat-cat wolf from the beep-beep city.

Awww shit I've just gone and got meself pheasant-and-keaned!

Barrmore pheasant-and-keaned lubbock rigorously.

OUUUUCH I HEAR MY DAD HAS BEEN PHEASANT-AND-KEANED!

SHIT GRAB THAT CHICKEN LETS PHEASANT-AND-KEANE HIM!

Pheasant-and-Keaned by Baron Julian von Danielson-Maxfactor February 3, 2007

Keaned Over 

(In reference to Margaret Keane) when a person is robbed of money and/or recognition for their artistic work.

I worked a week on that painting and I only got a shitty $25 for it. Totally got keaned over.

Keaned Over by Mellie_Mazz August 17, 2016

Keaned 

To break something unintentionally

He just keaned the tv

Keaned by theleeford April 24, 2021