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Kabammed 

Screwed over, glitched. Having been left vulnerable in a game due to poor programming, resulting in huge losses of game items, troops or other valuable game items with no compensation.

Having been screwed over and uncompensated by a game company because of bad programming or the deliberate intent of the gamemaker; seemingly to generate more revenue for that gaming company.

A situation which a gamer unexpectedly experiences losses through no fault of his own, and left uncompensated by the gamemaker
I was totally Kabammed, I came online and discovered all my troops inexplicably dead or disappeared- my game glitched.

I wrote to Customer service but they wouldnt help or compensate me. I was Kabammed!
Kabammed by Cadrems July 24, 2015
Related Words
When something you love is unfairly taken away because of someone else. Based off of the game company Kabam.
Guy 1: So you can't use the computer anymore because your brother was caught watching porn?

Guy 2: Yeah, my parents totally Kabamed me.
Kabamed by THIsuduper August 27, 2014
A gaping ringpiece, the result of a good anal pounding. You can look down the Kazum afterwards to view the resulting salty lake, or lunch. Sometimes when left to congeal these lakes can form into oxbow lakes.
Rory is felching champagne out of Jamie's kazum again.
The act of paying someone money to forcefully rape you in the anus.
Person 1: "Hey what happened to all of your money? And why are you walking funny?"

Person 2: "I was Kabamed by some guy last night."
Kabamed by Doc. Strange April 12, 2017

kabuki dick dance 

Military slang for waiting around for no apparent reason for someone of higher rank to make a decision.
So are we just going to do the kabuki dick dance all morning or we going to get to work.
kabuki dick dance by Renegade41 September 3, 2016

Kabucha sauce 

Bryan: “yo William I stole this nice ass kabucha sauce from a homeless man want some?”

William: “yeah bro I love that shit!”