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Sam Hornish Jr. 

The act of placing one's scrotum in or on the rim of another's beverage without them knowing and then watching them drinking it.
Morris thought his drink tasted funny, what he did not know was that moments early Mirav had preformed a Sam Hornish Jr. on his beverage.
Sam Hornish Jr. by Rahdagh August 9, 2009

Homestar Jr.

A veggie burger, with olive eyes with red pupils, and a big leafy smile.
Put that fweaking sandwich down!
Homestar Jr. by Johnson March 29, 2003

Hot Carl's Jr.

A failed attempt at the Hot Carl by someone with Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS).
Dennis tried to give John a Hot Carl but his IBS was acting up. It just ended up being a wet, brown sock with some corn kernels and peanut fragments in it. You know what they say, a Hot Carl's Jr., "it gets all over your face".
Hot Carl's Jr. by Beaver1993 April 19, 2010

hopewell jr school 

A school with a bunch of racist teachers and kids who will say slurs and defend them self’s by saying that someone else said it too! No one can give a shit about your mansion in the middle east. And the lunches are absolutely disgusting and I’d rather wake up earlier and make my own. And let’s not forget the yt girl posesers every five minutes
Oh you go to hopewell jr school? I’ll pray for you
hopewell jr school by 1hcoffins October 15, 2021

Downy red horn jr the 3rd 

when you get your girl pregnant and put the retarded baby up for adoption and native Americans adopt it and name it Downy red horn jr the 3rd and he gets revenge on you for abandoning him
uh oh my kid Downy red horn jr the 3rd is hunting me down

Houston Jr/Sr High School 

For some reason this school was both a middle school and high school for like, 10 years until earlier this year when the buildings switched and the middle school got the shit building from the 80’s.
Most of the kids are meth addicts from the Northeast Coast not that’s besides the point.
Also, the most Alt-Right place in Alaska and second most Alt-Right place in the US (with Florida beating them). Whatever you do, avoid all the popular 8th grade boys. (They are gay enough to ignore you anyway).
Also, most of the kids are fucking stupid.
Girl 1: Houston Jr/Sr High School is where I went

Girl 2: how was it?
Girl 1: *Vietnam war flashbacks*