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Nonce Jotter 

The sex offenders register where paedophiles or 'nonces' will sign there name.
As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jotter I produced the 1973 album 'Touch Me' and asked him to sign that first.
Nonce Jotter by Jotter Boy February 19, 2009
Related Words
Jowter jooter joteria jewterus jomter Jooterbug joster jotter Jowera Joxter
n. An old-Scouse term for an alleyway or guinnel.
Lad 1 - "Ee ar lad, the busies are coming! Go and hide in that jowler."

Lad 2 - "Fuck off, nob 'ed! Your the one with the bag of smack up your arse."
jowler by Aelothir December 15, 2008

Scud Jotter 

Scud with the meaning of being person or persons unclothed and jotter being a thin paperback book.
So a thin book with pictures of naked people, chiefly women... Typically available from newsagents top shelves or from behind the counter.
My mum found my stash of scud jotters yesterday, bitch made me return them to the shop...
Luckily on the way back I found another scud jotter which had been thrown in the bushes so I'm sorted for a wank mag.
Scud Jotter by Razorcharlie March 9, 2015

Jownership 

When someone called whose name starts 'Jo' e.g. Joe/Jo/Joanna/Joan takes control of a situation.
Hey Joe it would be great if you could take jownership of this for me
Jownership by plaice holder July 5, 2018
A dick. A party-pooper. A person who refuses to chill with friends even when they have nothing better to do. A pain in the ass. A cry baby.

This word is meant to be used in any derogitory fashion deemed suitable to the user.
God damn it, bro! Tre said he'd come chill with us but instead he wants to hang out with his sister. Fuckin Jowser..
jewter by PurpleCobra February 14, 2019