Jonke 

A Jonke is when someone says something funny

Person 1: hey mom wanna hear a funny Jonke?
Person 2: son you have to let us go, the house burning down wasn’t your fault

Jonke by Shtir0ast June 26, 2019

Only I get that joke 

The definitive statement that proves anything you say is an inside joke. Best used when everybody gets the joke or when the statement is in no way a joke.

"True Detective!? More like false detective... Only I get that joke."

Only I get that joke by DirtyCa$h13 May 9, 2014

Broadcast Jockey 

Broadcast Jockeys, also known as BJs, are Koreans who stream games, music, singing, live talk sessions and sometimes sexually suggestive acts, albeit without nudity. Websites like afreecaTV allow BJs to earn through their streams by giving viewers the ability to pay for certain services.

This Broadcast Jockey girl is cute.

Broadcast Jockey by realmsofmen August 14, 2016

explanation is joke murder 

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.

I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.

explanation is joke murder by JormanThoad April 19, 2017

Joke Fisting

In a group larger than two, when one party makes a comment, and the remaining parties reach the same punch line at the same time. Thus canceling out each others joke and leaving an awkward silence.

Guy 1: "Guy 3, what is the weirdest thing you have ever put your finger in?"
Guys 2 & 3, Simultaneously: "What was her name?"

"I've dated too many women to remember."
Guy 1: "... Would you two stop joke fisting, its making me uncomfortable."

Joke Fisting by Box Doctor January 10, 2015

Curb jockey 

A homeless person.

That curb jockey is always begging for money in front of the smoke shop.

Curb jockey by King Yamayama December 18, 2014

Cock Joke 

This Retarded Unfunny Joke that the internet won't shut the fuck up about

Captain: Hey Steve!
Steve: Wha-
Captain: Cock Joke

Cock Joke by literal asshole August 2, 2021