Johnarhea 

Loose bowel movements from excessive stress caused by my brother john...

Dude johns dog shit on my ottoman and I lost my naked room because of him I have the worst johnarhea

Johnarhea by Captain chapped December 2, 2013

Johnathan Smith 

Everyone, anyone, no one, everything and a swear word.

Johnathan Smith had Johnathan Smith with Johnathan Smith while Johnathan Smithing on Johnathan Smith.

Johnathan Smith by gftyhnhy September 6, 2020

Johnrhey 

A stubborn person. Is very open to meeting new people and is not afraid to start conversations. Has very strong opinions and will argue to make their point clear. Although not the nicest at times, Johnrhey will always be there for their friends and has anyone’s back.

Johnrhey won’t stop fighting me.

Johnrhey by AlrE February 16, 2021

Johnathan Reeve 

A sweater half breed asian, english man who smashes his PC all night and smashes Grace with his ding dong ching chong.

"look at Johnathan Reeve over there being all sweaty and smashing grace"
"Yeah what a dumb ass"
"Oh shit he's sweating BUCKETS"
"YOO AHAHHA YOO"

Johnathan Reeve by My nigga Burr February 21, 2017

Johnathan

REAL NIGGA

Guy #1- have you seen johnathan ??
Guy# 2- YEA HE BE COOLIN ONNA LOW DONT WORRY

Johnathan by BreeezySo October 7, 2020

Johnathan

has a really big dick and you can especially tell when he has his harness on to go on the zip line at the sophomore retreat

Girl 1: Let’s go Zip lining

Girl 2: I hope Johnathan’s up there

Johnathan by straightforseth October 12, 2021

Rusty Johnathan 

When the pizza boy brings you the wrong order but he insists you pay, you act like you are reaching for your wallet but instead you stick you hand between your ass crack and give him the old shithand across the face.

When the pizza delivery boy came I checked my pizza only to realize it wasn't what I ordered. I was pissed, so I gave him the old Rusty Johnathan.

Rusty Johnathan by Joey Bootz August 28, 2010