Jesus Tits 

1. An expression that means "oh my gosh" or "holy cow." Usually used when one party surprises another.

2. A unit of measurement on the tit scale. A rating system for people and things.

1. Steve: Jesus tits! Did you see the way Randy lost that poker tournament???


2. Shea: What would you consider that girl? Is she anti-tit or just tits?

Mike: She is definitly Jesus tits.

Jesus Tits by Bus36 January 29, 2006

jesus tits 

expression of shock

"jesus tits, that womans got a big rack!"

jesus tits by Anonymous February 10, 2003

jesus tits  

A exclamation of pain,joy,ect.

Jesus tits i stubbed my toe.
Jesus tits thats an awesome purse.

jesus tits by Klaireabell October 23, 2007

jesus tits 

The best damn tits there are

jesus tits by Mike Truitt August 6, 2003

Jesus tits 

(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.

J'us TITS!


Jaysus tits!

Jesus tits by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

Jesus tits 

An exclamation of anger or more properly amazement. The emphasis is usually placed on the word 'tits'.

"Jesus TITS!", George exclaimed upon coming out of the strip bar and seeing his new convertable filled with quick setting concrete.

Jesus tits by azzaze1o December 12, 2003

jesus tits 

generic exclamation of shock, disgust, disbelief, or awe (not necessarily originating from subjects related to christianity nor female anatomy); usually followed by a pronoun in practice

"jesus tits, man, how could you have forgotten the bottle opener...again!" or "jesus tits, dude, that thing missed my ear less than an inch!"

jesus tits by gee-zus TITz April 30, 2003